Kingdom - Tolerideme

Tolerideme Kingdom

A competent person once said, "Do not challenge a Toleridemian to a drinking contest unless you can afford a body heal on your liver." Even Darfaries people with their hefty body frames can be put to shame by a true Toleridemian. To be fair, they make the best beer around, so I would be drinking all the time while watching the wind comb the purple Domar Carbey fields.

If you come from Gandew, you might get weirded out by the relatively constant temperature. And if you have extra "padding" in your gut, you might not even need thick coats to keep warm, and you would fit in pretty well; most people here are "well-rounded," too.

If you come from Sanbi, you will notice they are less handy, but boy, they are brutally honest! Don't take offense; that's how things have rolled since the three smart sisters raised Tolerideme from nothing purely by intelligence, strong use of soul energy interfaces, and unapologetically sassiness.

Also, they are not lazy! It's a simple matter of "Work smarter, not harder!" If soul energy can do it, they won't move a finger of their corpulent body to do it. In the same vein, if you decide to get into a contract with them, you better not assume they will go above and beyond for you. If it's not in the contract, it will not get done.

Make sure to stop by during the Shake Belly festival! There's free grub! If you're willing to shake your belly for it, of course. Nothing is truly for free, after all—

Guards

Tolerideme Guards are considered the most chill of all the guards, but they can pack a punch with their defensive gauntlet-like weapon. Although they more often than not resort to using the Darfaries interface on themselves to cast elemental damage to force their enemies to surrender. That does make them wide open due to its slow casting, but they are always in large packs. They can use nari gels as well if they are in a pinch, so if you want to inflict damage, you better be quick and relentless about it, or you might be frozen, shocked, cooked, trampled, flogged, or smashed by giant balls of elemental spells until your spirit breaks!

Names

Like most things about their culture, their impeccable precision also affects their names. All names are divisible by 2, often exactly 4 or 6 characters long. Why? Because there’s no “maybe” or exceptions. It’s what the Smart Ladies did, so it’s the law.

Their names are often in the English name spectrums, ranging from US to UK with even some notes of Australian mixed in.

Notable Kingdom Citizens

  • Adrian From North Tolerideme

  • Alford Tolerideme Dirt-Lover

  • Jimmie Tolerideme Whoop-Ass

  • Kianna Tolerideme Whoop-Ass

  • Luny Tolerideme Dirt-Lover